Porca Miseria

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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anthropologist-on-the-loose

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

abyss13warlock

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

anthropologist-on-the-loose

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry